bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable
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On the night of April 14, 2014, hundreds of schoolgirls at the Chibok boarding school in northeastern Nigeria awoke to the sound of gunfire. They saw men in camouflage approaching and thought soldiers were coming to save them from a militant attack, according to survivors’ accounts.
how to start a conversation, a tutorial by yours truly
ive been saying “ill get off the computer in a sec” for the last 10 years
go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait
If you ever get the chance to see your favourite band live, fucking do it and don’t regret a single thing.
do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are
for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment