snorlaxatives:

accidentally walking through a spiderweb

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

imcalvinhughe:

this would literally ruin people’s lives

imcalvinhughe:

this would literally ruin people’s lives

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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image bring me the booty

raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

darkwingsnark:

He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie. 

nirvana alphabet
➥ Ovaries etc: Kurt’s obsession with babies and everything related

foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

caramelfringe:

offensive things to call people when they’re mean to you:

  • crispy nipple
  • the white stringy things in bananas
  • tangled umbilical cord
  • nash grier
  • iceberg lettuce: world’s blandest green
  • watery afro
  • fountain water at school that never tastes right
  • voldemort’s breathing holes
  • ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay

taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay

get-up-n-go:

gayisthenewokay:

titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

OMG I NEED THIS

i have a mighty need

get-up-n-go:

gayisthenewokay:

titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

OMG I NEED THIS

i have a mighty need

foodishouldnoteat:

Root beer slushies