lintott:

no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

courtneybabydoll:

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courtneybabydoll:

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omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

fat-amy:

me: mom, when’s the dinner ready?

mom: why, are you hungry?

HAHA NO MOM I NEED THAT FOR MY COLLEGE APPLICATION 

fat-amy:

me: mom, when’s the dinner ready?

mom: why, are you hungry?

HAHA NO MOM I NEED THAT FOR MY COLLEGE APPLICATION 

lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

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embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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kosherqueer:

i’m actually a very chill person IRL like sometimes i only cry maybe once, twice a day